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The terror arrives in the mail.

Inside the office, yesterday.

Riiiiiiing!

Me: "Yes, hello?"

Sevda (my wife): "Hello I love ... you got a package for you ... a black bag ..."

Me: "Huh? By whom? "

Sevda: " I do not know, from Milan, I think ... "

Me: " Yeah, ok ... I mean, who sends him? "

Sevda: "There is only written XXXXXXX (Author's note for privacy) ..."

Me: "Uhm ... I do not seem to know s ... what's that?"

Sevda: "I do not know"

Me: "Okay, open it, is not it? "

Sevda: " But it's your stuff ... "

Me: " He loved, since I was jealous of my mail? Open it and tell me what's inside "

Sevda: " Uh ... I do not know .. "

Me: "What does 'not know'? But did you open? "

Sevda: " Yes ... "

Me: " And what's inside? "

Sevda: " .... I do not know ... I do not understand ... "

I (somewhat 'altered, to be honest): " Ommadonnamiabbella ... that means' I do not understand'? If you open tell me what's inside! "

Sevda: " There is a jelly-like stuff ... and a ticket ... "

PANIC!

Me: "oppose gelatinous stuff ...? but are you sure? do not touch it! "

Sevda: " Oh, I already did! "

Me: " Ecchecazz! immediately washed my hands and put it outside on the terrace! "

Sevda: " M-but what's that? Oh yuck! "

Me: " But what do I know? Do not know anyone by e-mailing me that snot! You put it out and not touch it with Michael! And wash your hands immediately, gosh! "

Sevda: " Ok, ok! ... "

Attacks.

Me: "Ready, Dad?"

Dad: "Yes, hello ..."

Me: "Look, You're not around?"

Dad: "Yes, I was the tire, I'm coming home ... "

Me: " You can go from mica Sevda? He says that he arrived with a package of weird stuff in it ... I do not know what it says ... that seems to snot, but I do not know anyone who would send something like that ... make me a favor and go to my house and see what it is? "

Dad: " Ok, I'll call you and ... "

Anxiety.

... ...

Driiin!

Dad: "Ouch ... I am ..."

Me: "Yes, tell me ... do you understand what's that?"

Dad: "It 's a black envelope ... inside is kind of what 'Slaim' I played with as a child, only pink instead of green ... and a note advertising a kind of underwater playground ... but nothing dangerous ... "

Me: "Are you sure?"

Dad: "Yes, yes, do not worry ... then you see him tonight ..."

Me: ".. Ok, hast taken a while 'anxiety"

Morale of the story: I was sent home advertising "viral" by BioShock 2 !

The snot are Plasmid the game.

The park is underwater Rapture .

Once the envelope with the city having a stylized, it all became clearer. We, however, we

cacati under serious!

I swear.

But I must admit that for a few hours I felt like Jack Bauer the phone as he discovers that his wife received an envelope of anthrax ...

PS

And I swear that if the game does not keep its promises, the hole in the tire to the head of marketing!